Celebrating my second birthday in Oregon. Having to work on my birthday cause I’m saving up money. The beauty of Oregon nature makes up for a lot of the crappiness. I can be frustrated and underwhelmed by some life situations but at least I can look at big ass trees.

Just as a reminder, you can measure the quality of your life by the type of questions you are asking yourself. So here are my 31 questions. you nosy piece of sh*t (love you, lover).

1. (In swim practice) What lap am I on?

2. How many state taxes were taken from my bonus?

3. Am I the only brown person here?

4. Am I really this desperate for change?

5. Why did everyone leave the swim lane as soon as I got in?

6. Can I climb that tree?

7. Where did I leave my grocery list?

8. How can one person be so funny?

9. What’s that doggo’s name?

10. Have I already met this gringo?

11. Will I ever be able to afford a yard?

12. What seasonal flavor does Salt & Straw have?

13. Did I finish my assignment for the week?

14. When will the next season of Scavenger’s Reign come out?

15. Should I get a whole pizza from Costco so I don’t have to meal prep?

16. Why do I always want to be privileged in a different way?

17. How’s my mom doing?

18. How’s my sister doing?

19. Is the sacrifice I am making to finish school worth it?

20. How do I update my resume?

21. Am I a healthy amount of delusional?

22. Who is willing to split bills with me?

23. Why do they have to so sketchy?

24. Wow, how did she fit all that ass in those jeans?

25. What book am I reading?

26. How do I speed up this audiobook?

27. Which subscription is increasing their price?

28. Why am I struggling this much?

29. Am I jacking off a healthy amount?

30. What new hobby should I start?

31. Why do I enjoy interacting with the void?

Okay. Gonna go celebrate existing. Best of luck on your own thing. Let me know if you need help with anything.