The Thing About Turning 30
Mountain Vibes
I turned 30 on June 12th. I am now realizing that the quality of my life depends on the questions I ask about my reality. These are the 30 questions I wish I would have asked more often.
Is existing in Texas, okay?
Why are y’all not paying me more?
Can I get that reimbursed by the big ass corporation I work for?
Do you have a healthy relationship with your dad?
Do my tips go directly to you or are they a part of the tip pool?
Can I get a 10% pay increase instead of just three?
What is the REAL reason I am not being chosen for the promotion?
Did you like the way I went down on you?
When was the last time you got STD checked?
Why are you not wearing gloves when handling specimens?
No
Do you want to be friends?
Do you want to be friends with benefits?
Do you want to fuck?
Can you please be more responsible with your money?
Please don’t start a second job, why don’t you pick another hobby instead?
Why do you not have a bed frame?
What am I contributing to this weird ass society?
¿Porque no hablo más español?
¿Porque me cuesta tanto conectar con mi familia?
¿A quién amo?
Who has shown me a form of love this week?
How can I be more present?
Why don’t you leave?
What is the bigger picture?
Am I willing to do this for another 5 years?
Where are the drugs?
Can I get a student discount?
Can I get a $2 discount?
Where are the free things?
